Dear passengers, welcome to flight 69 of Elysium Airways with destination to gay paradise. Please light on a cigarette, lay down comfortable to your seat or to your passenger next to you and do not hung yourself at all. The Elysium Airways wishing you an unforgettable fly to gay's heavens. So let's accept this: a very few parties are so smart and unique like that of Elysium Hotel. Even the str8 mykonian friend of mine john, who has saw the Sodom and Gomorra in daily evening events, has something to say about the parties of Elysium Hotel . When we just arrived a few minutes after 23.00 they put in our necks Hawaiian leis and after that we forced to obey in a humbling happy gay control to find if we keep hump or snob bents! The goddesses Rimmel Proof , was climbed up to high hills and start to search us with a scanner that security usually to find metallic items. The guilties marked from her and advanced to a thorough search from other passengers of the same flight. Then we addressed to the security flying, the top model Joanna Lily , and the stylist Vangelis Micheli who were dressed with bloated life jackets and they offered to us champagne and condoms with the logo of Pony who was the mega sponsor of this party. The only moment that we removed our look from the dance and the sexy dancers was when we looked up to the midnight Mykonian sky and gaped the fantastic fireworks which falling as with million sparkling lights. |